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We are on holiday June 23–July 4, 2026. All orders will ship after July 5, 2026 •

Dirty Garden Spicy Adult Cards

Dirty Garden Spicy Adult Cards

NEW! Ribbed for Your Pleasure Celery Sexy Greeting Card

Square card with a celery illustration in front of a kraft envelope.

NEW! Ribbed for Your Pleasure Celery Sexy Greeting Card

NEW! Congrats on Getting the Snip Greeting Card

Square card with bird embroidery scissors illustration in front of a kraft envelope.

NEW! Congrats on Getting the Snip Greeting Card

NEW! I Woodchuck Your Wood Sexy Greeting Card

Square card with a woodchuck illustration in front of a kraft envelope.

NEW! I Woodchuck Your Wood Sexy Greeting Card

NEW! Dandelion Blow You Sexy Greeting Card

Square greeting card featuring a colorful etching-style illustration of a dandelion on a white background. Blank inside, includes a brown kraft envelope.

NEW! Dandelion Blow You Sexy Greeting Card

NEW! Nice Pecker Woodpecker Sexy Greeting Card

Square greeting card featuring a colorful etching-style illustration of a woodpecker on a white background. Blank inside, includes a brown kraft envelope.

NEW! Nice Pecker Woodpecker Sexy Greeting Card

NEW! Get Dirty Garden Tools Sexy Greeting Card

Square greeting card featuring a colorful etching-style illustration of a watering can and gardening tools on a white background. Blank inside, includes a brown kraft envelope.

NEW! Get Dirty Garden Tools Sexy Greeting Card

NEW! I Swallow Sexy Greeting Card

Square greeting card featuring a colorful etching-style illustration of a swallow on a white background. Blank inside, includes a brown kraft envelope.

NEW! I Swallow Sexy Greeting Card

Square greeting card featuring a colorful etching-style illustration of limes on a white background. Brown kraft envelope is included

Square greeting card featuring a colorful etching-style illustration of limes on a white background.

Rim Me Lime Valentine’s Day Greeting Card

Let’s Boink Valentine’s Day Greeting Card

Square greeting card featuring a colorful etching-style illustration of a pig on a white background.

Let’s Boink Valentine’s Day Greeting Card

Square greeting card featuring a colorful etching-style illustration of a camel on a white background. Brown kraft envelope is included

Square greeting card featuring a colorful etching-style illustration of a camel on a white background.

Solo Hump Galentine’s Day Greeting Card

Turtle Came First Greeting Card

Square greeting card featuring a colorful etching-style illustration of a turtle on a white background. Blank inside, includes a brown kraft envelope.

Turtle Came First Greeting Card

Toss My Salad

Square greeting card featuring a colorful etching-style illustration of lettuce, arugula leaves, radishes and tomatoes on a white background. Blank inside, includes a brown kraft envelope.

Dam Girl Beaver Greeting Card

Square greeting card featuring a colorful etching-style illustration of a beaver on a white background. Blank inside, includes a brown kraft envelope.

Dam Girl Beaver Greeting Card

Great Tits Greeting Card

Square greeting card featuring a colorful etching-style illustration of two great tits on a white background. Blank inside, includes a brown kraft envelope.

Great Tits Greeting Card

I Want Your Nuts Squirrel Greeting Card

Square greeting card featuring a brown etching-style illustration of a squirrel on a white background. The card is blank inside, includes a brown kraft envelope.

I Want Your Nuts Squirrel Greeting Card

Horse Around Greeting Card

Square card with a colorful etching-style seahorses illustration on white. Blank inside, with a kraft envelope.

Horse Around Greeting Card

Tenderize My Thighs Greeting Card

Square greeting card featuring a colorful etching-style illustration of a hen on a white background. Blank inside, includes a brown kraft envelope.

Tenderize My Thighs Greeting Card

Knot Me Greeting Card

Square greeting card featuring a colorful etching-style illustration of a rope with two large knots on a white background. Blank inside, includes a brown kraft envelope.

Knot Me Greeting Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of an elk on a white background. Includes a brown kraft envelope.

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of an elk on a white background.

Horny Elk Greeting Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of a crab on a white background. Includes a brown kraft envelope.

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of a crab on a white background.

Juicy Crab Greeting Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of a pineapple on a white background. Includes a brown kraft envelope.

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of a pineapple on a white background.

Mix It Up Pineapple Greeting Card

Flick My Bean Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of two string beans in green and purple on a white background

Flick My Bean Card

Do You Spit or Swallow Watermelon Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of a cut watermelon with seeds and a watermelon on the vine on a white background

Do You Spit or Swallow Watermelon Card

Beet Me Red Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of a beetroot with leaves on a white background, with a brown kraft envelope.

Beet Me Red Card

Put It In My Butternut Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of an orange butternut squash on a white background

Put It In My Butternut Card

What a Cock Rooster Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of a rooster on a white background

What a Cock Rooster Card

You Are My Main Squeeze Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of orange tree branch with leaves and fruit on a white background. Blank inside.

You Are My Main Squeeze Card

Radish You Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of two radishes on a white background. Blank inside.

Radish You Card

Nibble My Ear Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of an ear of corn on a white background. Blank inside.

Nibble My Ear Card

You Make Me Hot Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of a red and green chili pepper on a white background, with a brown kraft envelope.

You Make Me Hot Card

Favorite Booty Kale Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of curly kale on a white background. Blank inside.

Favorite Booty Kale Card

Nice Peach Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of a peach on a branch with leaves on a white background

Nice Peach Card

You Up Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of three eggplants hanging from a plant on a white background.

Just the Tip Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of three asparagus stalks in green and purple on a white background

Just the Tip Card

Pickle Your Cucumber Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of a green pickling cucumber with a leaf on a white background

Pickle Your Cucumber Card

Wanna Shuck Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of an ear of corn on a white background. Blank inside.

Wanna Shuck Card

Artichoke Me Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of two artichokes in green and purple on a white background

Artichoke Me Card

Cumin Over and Over Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of a cumin plants on a white background, with a brown kraft envelope.

Cumin Over and Over Card

Strap My Daikon Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of a daikon root on a white background.

Strap My Daikon Card

Make Me Kumquat Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of a kumquat branch with leaves and fruit on a white background

Make Me Kumquat Card

Stretch Goals Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of a cucumber, corn on the cob, eggplant and turnip on a white background

Stretch Goals Card

Make Me Squirt Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of a cut lemon on a white background

Make Me Squirt Card

Square greeting card with a colorful etching-style illustration of a watering can, celery and a beet on a white background, with a brown kraft envelope.

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